Friday night, book-shopping at borders
Fatima:: Hey Annie, dat hair looks familiar
Fatima:: Isn’t dat Lynn?
Annie:: Oh yeah it is.
Annie:: She can’t hear you!
Fatima:: Right, watch this!
*Runs as fast as her body fat would allow her and snatches Lynn’s handbag*
Fatima:: Hey gimme dat!
Lynn:: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!….*paww* (slaps da thief’s arm)……(10 seconds later)…….Ummm, Fatima!!!??
Fatima:: See! I got her attention! Ouch!! Lynn dat hurt!!!
Lynn:: U scared me!!!
Annie:: Fatima u crazy person! I dont know you!
Moral of da story:*: when you are trying to grab the attention of your friend whilst book-shopping, never attempt to be a handbag snatcher as this may lead to immense pain in the fore arm because when it comes to stolen handbags, UWA girls have very sharp reflexes!